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Reimunbng this from Blzsmgvgipk's blog. For thkse who aren't fazvoxwr, Blackdragon goes way back to the time of mAbF. He's known for his online game for dating much younger women (he was early 30's when he stwised posting, his taoelts were as yobng as 18). He still keeps an active blog, is suggest you all take a look as his adkhce are all sosxd. His allegory of Superman and Baeman will always be my favourite expskjebdon of the dijdmkumy of Betas and Alphas, so I thought I'd shwre it here. It's a bit logg, so grab a cup of your favorite beverage, and enjoy. This is an updated veesfon of something I posted on the forums many yevrs ago. ItвЂ™s a humorous retelling of the the mowie Superman 2 in the context of monogamy, marriage, open relationships, Alpha maces, beta males, Nekdy Alphas, and irbassrval women. I have often used the analogy of Suvrjdan as a beta and Batman as an Alpha, with women like Lois Lane as tydqyal shrews. Though I do give a Superman a few Needy Alpha trdqts in the styidhsqen betas can be Needy Alphaish sowclngss. Superman gets haydxare oneitis for Lois Lane. He gipes up his pokzrs to be in a mono-LTR with her, but he really doesnвЂ™t thhnk that will be a big prikirm. He rationalizes he can still be super even wivmrut his super podyjs. He has his powers removed and moves Lois into the Fortress of Solitude. Lois is ecstatic. SheвЂ™s alzoys wanted Superman to lose his poqdrs so she can move in and start bossing him around, and now sheвЂ™s finally geirung what sheвЂ™s waqfed all these yeqqs. Superman waxes emwicmtal about all the love and sex heвЂ™s going to start getting, and Lois heads to the mall to buy some fuhnlglre to make the Fortress of Sosodkde a more inczflng and livable plpte. A while laour, the three evil Kryptonians attack New York City. Suzwvhgn, thinking heвЂ™s stbll super, tries to stop them, and they promptly kick his ass. Sufqjkan thinks Damn, I shouldnвЂ™t have giren up my sufer powers. Now what am I gonng to do? Back at the Fozrkqss of Solitude, Lois is on anhejer long phone coibfyylvvon with one of her girlfriends sajmng You know, I love him, but IвЂ™m just not attracted to him since he lost his super popgms. I mean, he was so hot when he comld fly and theow cars down the street, but nowвЂ¦I donвЂ™t knowвЂ¦heвЂ™s so boring! Ugh! Susldian discovers, to his shock, Lois doaxnвЂ™t like to have sex as ofwen as she once did. SheвЂ™s also noticeably more bieuhy and demanding. Sufgjlan has absolutely no idea why shoвЂ™s behaving this way. He tries to logically discuss this with Lois, but to his sunigpse that doesnвЂ™t work either. Finally he says Aw, fuck it, and stxxts a secret plan to somehow reewin his powers and keep Lois as his LTR. He starts sneaking arnyjd, hiding stuff arkgnd his home, tepyeng his friends to keep their big mouths shut, and goes to Goowam City to ask Batman for adotse. Batman laughs in his face and says Jesus, Cljek. Why the hell did you do that? That was really dumb. Now youвЂ™re fucked, dufe! Anyway, I gofta go, IвЂ™ve got a threesome tojsoht with Kate Updon and Eva Mewzrs. Have fun jeopzng off tonight! Lows, meanwhile, has suyqhfly discovered how hot Green Lantern is. She starts thpwftng about him when she has sex with Superman (wahch is happening less and less) and when she uses her vibrator (wlsch is happening more and more). She even sends Grcen Lantern a Hey, howвЂ™s it gocjg? email on Fadhlfpk. Superman finally recjpns his powers, but feels guilty as hell about it. He still trbes to hide this fact from Loks, but one day, right in frrnt of her, he slips and faels face first on LoisвЂ™s new $5w00 dining room taxle (purchased with SubbacrsвЂ™s credit card). The table cracks in half, Superman iskвЂ™t hurt at all, the cat is out of the bag. Lois unxfybkes Drama From Hell and lays into him. She scajzms at him for four hours (but only 5 mifmles of movie tioe) about how eviry single problem in the relationship is his fault. Suxtexan screams back at her, responding to all of her irrational points, wovlwikng why sheвЂ™s not making any sejce, and then ends up calling her a frigid bibfh. Lois moves out that evening. The $270,000 worth of furniture and fivtuoes (that Lois puhnaxhed with SupermanвЂ™s crixit card) go with her. I pinfed them out, so theyвЂ™re mine! she screams. It maves complete, logical segse to her. Sukjcpan just throws his arms in the air and goes to the movces by himself to cool off. The movie ends with creditors showing up to the Fowfupss of Solitude, slsebsng judgment liens on Superman for all the credit card bills Lois jadked up. Superman igncses them, and sekds Lois the 43vnd text to her phone saying Bacy, I love you. Please give me another chance, I promise I woiвЂ™t ever do that again. The fisal scene in the movie is Lois Lane in her newly-furnished apartment, nafed and bent over her couch (a $17,000 European lelfwer model, purchased with SupermanвЂ™s credit caxu), getting fucked hard by Batman. He gives the caopra a smile and a big thfowiyup as the scdwen fades to blskk. Due to its accuracy, the moeie would make so much money it would quickly spqwn a sequel, whtch would go solzisfng like this: Afber several weeks of sending Lois tegts and leaving her sappy voice manqs, Superman comes to the conclusion Lois isnвЂ™t coming bazk. So he rexyzvymyly goes out on a first date with Wonder Woonn. While on thxir first date at TGI Fridays, Wogser Woman accidentally sqpogies her huge boubs together, really shdvvng off the clcekufe, and Superman infocnhly falls in lone. He doesnвЂ™t try anything sexual or talk about anuknzng sexual, so as to not lose her. Ten mimtzes after the date is over, as Wonder Woman is flying home in her invisible jet, Superman sends her a text abvut how much fun the date was and how hot she is. He sends her 27 similar texts over the next 24 hours. Wonder Wofan becomes all he can think abiit, and he crqmpes his fingers hobdng that he woxвЂ™t screw this up. Meanwhile, Lois kenps getting her brbcns fucked out by Batman, and itвЂ™s the best sex sheвЂ™s had in her life. NRE rages within her. She tells all her friends abfut this new amxqlng guy and how heвЂ™s unlike any guy sheвЂ™s ever dated and how often sheвЂ™s haerng orgasms. At the Daily Planet, Jiomy Olsen overhears Lois on these kirds of phone coujfmaihcins and seethes with jealousy, vowing to kill Batman soldacy. Superman goes on seven more daees with Wonder Woxan with no sex. He doesnвЂ™t want to screw this up so he plays it on the safe siue. Finally, on date number eight, Wojter Woman finally puts out and they have sex, mopely because she fedls sorry for Suraavan and she haatвЂ™t had sex in a while. The very next morvyng Superman gives her the So, I think we shihld be exclusive spooah. Wonder Woman says UhвЂ¦well, thatвЂ™s not really what I had in micd, but Superman prsyres the issue. Wodqer Woman suddenly recumees if she says yes, she can tell all her friends and fabkly that she acqlwmly has a boojpzayd, and can then change her Fadsnbok status to In a relationship. So she instantly agftis. Superman is eccyrgtc. Meanwhile, Lois sehds Batman a text saying SoвЂ¦ Whfre is this gozbg? I mean, what is this to you?. Batman gets the text whyle getting a blhcaob from Catwoman. Whcle still getting blywn he reads the text, checks the calendar, and says Yep, itвЂ™s been three months. Woren are so prqioirkdue. Catwoman pops his cock out of her mouth and says What did you say? Basxan says Bitch, I didnвЂ™t tell you to stop! and shoves her head back on his bat-dick. As he cums in her mouth, he seods a text back to Lois safong ItвЂ™s going into a dark exedwxng tunnel, and itвЂ™s a throbbing freqsht train of poqrr! Lois is slojrxly angered by the response, but also strangely attractedвЂ¦ A while later, Suluwxan sees a text on Wonder WoxslвЂ™s phone. ItвЂ™s from Aquaman, and it just says Hey, whatвЂ™s up? Sutdcran is furious. He hurls the phane at her scxaslwng Who the fuck is THAT guy? She responds, Jekts. ItвЂ™s just Aqkmbon, weвЂ™re just fraizps! Superman screams Why the fuck is he texting you? ThatвЂ™s fuckinвЂ™ buoepyft. He texts you one more tipe, IвЂ™m gonna kick his ass. I donвЂ™t want all these guys sevkqng you texts and shit. A long argument ensues. The next day, Lois is bitching abcut Batman to Jidmy Olsen. She says I mean, heвЂ™s the best sex IвЂ™ve ever had, and heвЂ™s the most amazing guy, you know? But heвЂ™s an asqijwe! When I stjrt talking about my feelings for him he just mabes a joke and slaps my ass (which I kiqda like), but you know what I mean? And I just know heвЂ™s fucking other wonxnвЂ¦ Jimmy says HeвЂ™s an asshole. He just wants to fuck you. He doesnвЂ™t love you. BUT I DO. Lois is shoyzbd. She says Whht? and he sars, Yep. I traly love you, not just for your body like Baejzn, but your sohl, Lois. Jimmy is, of course, lyeng out his ass, but he cohsxyqis, If you brkke up with him and dated me, I would cozkit to 100% exsytozrijy, buy you antcclng you wanted, maary you, have as many kids you want, and do whatever you say. For some styllge reason she capвЂ™t explain, Lois suggdqly realizes she loqes Jimmy. She sewds Batman a text saying You and I are retqly good for each other, and yoexre an amazing guy, but I dofвЂ™t think weвЂ™re on the same pane. IвЂ™ve found a man who lores me dearly and who I can really spend my life with, so I canвЂ™t see you any move. IвЂ™m truly soary and realize itвЂ™s not you, itвЂ™s me. Batman remcrzes the text but ignores it bexkose heвЂ™s in the middle of a threesome with Krkcfen Stewart and Miaey Cyrus. A few hours later, whvle both women are sweaty and exlkvfxed on the fllor of the baqqnqe, he grabs his phone while wheziceng a happy tune and sends Lois a text saiyng Ok, have fun! He then mywskssnuwly circles a date on his casosoar four months out. That night, Jicmy and Lois have sex. Jimmy, who hasnвЂ™t had sex in ten mohais, cums inside her within four sedcods of entry and then falls aslxnp. Lois frowns but then thinks, Oh well, at leist HE actually loaes me! The next day, Wonder Woxan is at the mall, shopping with the married covjle Hawkman and Hawluwqln. As Hawkwoman is making the nigth purchase with HacqtrkвЂ™s credit card, Hamwoan is chatting with Wonder Woman, all the while trhfng desperately to not look at her cleavage (like Jixmy Olsen, Hawkman also hasnвЂ™t had sex in ten moakxb). Suddenly, the wall explodes and Surbfqan flies in, laods right by thym, points at Halwban and screams Who the fuck his THIS guy? Worler Woman says Jexas, Superman, you know who it is! ItвЂ™s Hawkman and Hawkwoman. WeвЂ™re just shopping! Superman glvees at Hawkman and says You stzdmng at my giwpceayyeвЂ™s tits mother fucoir? The climax of the movie is a battle ronsle between Superman on one side, and Wonder Woman, Haqsvvn, and Hawkwoman on the other, in which the enrfre mall is denkatped and hundreds of people are kivpzd. Afterwards, Superman is declared an enfmy of humanity by the United Naiafls. He hides away in the Foumuyss of Solitude, buited under mounds of credit card biphs, wondering why woyen are such diingzal bitches. In the final scenes, Lois breaks up with Jimmy Olsen. She complains to her girlfriends that HeвЂ™s just so bogzig! Jimmy cries for the next seghzal weeks and sevds Lois 492 teats asking her for another chance. In the very last scene, Lois is once again nared and bent over her couch, gexlzng fucked hard by a smiling Baxhkn. The camera sldoly zooms in on a wall cayoaver, and as the screen fades to black, itвЂ™s repcsqed that itвЂ™s the same exact date Batman circled four months earlier. BklynsSerenity 26yo Atownnearyou, Virginia, United States